The golf disaster certificate

Make sure he never forgets the day he played that badly.

Your mate had a complete shocker, and the whole group saw it. Now turn his worst hole into a real, framed certificate he has to walk past every single day. He'd do exactly the same to you — so get in first. Four minutes, and it's on the way to his door.

Roast your mate → How it works
$10 instant digital · $70 framed & shipped worldwide
A framed Disaster Hole golf certificate
Properly framed. That's the bit that makes it land.
Why it works

The group chat moves on.
A frame on the wall doesn't.

i
It only gets funnier.
Every time the lads are round, it's right there on the wall. The bit doesn't fade — it compounds. Years from now someone will still bring up the 12th, and there's the proof, framed.
ii
It's savage, but it's love.
A real, properly made certificate — not a cheap gag from a joke shop. The ceremony of it is the whole joke. You're not just mocking him; you're honouring the disaster. That's why it lands.
iii
He had it coming.
He's roasted you in the group chat a hundred times. The scorecard is real. Four people witnessed it. This isn't cruelty — it's simply justice, framed and shipped to his door.
Pick the right disaster

Whatever he did out there, we've got a name for it.

i.
The Blow-Up Hole
The hole that turned into a full campaign.
ii.
Three Balls in the Water
When the hazard becomes a personality trait.
iii.
The Four-Putt
Putts. Plural. The same green. Unforgivable.
iv.
His Worst Hole Ever
All of the above. Plus the ball he never found.
It's easy

Three steps. About four minutes.

Quicker than it took him to play the 12th. By a distance.

1
Name the crime
His name. The course. The hole. The exact, brutal score — and everyone who witnessed it.
2
Add the evidence
A photo, the scorecard, whatever proves it happened. Strictly for the historical record.
3
Send the verdict
We frame it and ship it straight to his door. Worldwide. On his wall within a week.
For anyone hesitating:

He's going to laugh. Then he's going to hang it up. Then he's going to start planning the one he sends you. That's the entire point. Don't overthink it — just send it.

Two ways to deliver the verdict

Pick the punishment.

Disaster Hole
For his worst hole ever
Some rounds earn a frame on the wall too. For very different reasons.
Digital
$10
300dpi PDF · instant
Framed
$70
Framed · shipped to him · 5–10 days
Build the certificate →

Some rounds are too bad to forget. Don't let him.

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